Joey & Fringe
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The Edinburgh Festival, happening August 2023, has been a dream of mine since I first learned that all of my comedy heroes (Eddie Izzard, Craig Ferguson, Rowan Atkinson, Hannah Gadsby) have made their way there and shared their work with thousands of festival goers. 

Alas, like my ex, I often find my robe empty of any cash. While JC’s humble pockets were due mainly to non-union carpentry wages, my velcro wallet is found wanting because I’m a graduate student at the financial mercy of the state of North Carolina who has declared that I should make less than a manager at Burger King in Layton, Utah. 

Fortunately, I’ve got way more friends than Jesus (12, really, that’s it? I mean, it says something about you when you’ve only got 12 friends and you can turn water to wine. Like, maybe look in the mirror buddy. Ok ok. I’m being told I need to “save it for the show.”). Friends like you! Too PBS? Who cares? It’s true!

I’m just going through some love notes old G. Suss Christmas wrote to me. Here’s one I think you’ll like. “Put out into deep water, and let down the nets for a catch.” Friends, that’s you. You’re my catch (although there is no catch, get it?). And this is me putting my nets into your deep water. Ok, I think you know what I mean. 

Please read on to see what I need to get into my nets. Wow. I’m really regretting this language...

HELP ME GET BREAKING UP WITH JESUS (BUWJ) FULLY FUNDED BY JUNE 30!

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